Andrew Schultz
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Last visited February 17, 2019
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I played tons of Infocom games as a kid. I loved them. Then I discovered other people on the Internets still loved them, too.
I like to try to write, too, but it's been quite a learning experience. I'm still leaving obvious stuff out, and I'm still going in for the sort of crazily abstruse puzzles that made Infocom such a neat profit in hintbooks. But I want to learn.
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Ailihphilia, by Andrew Schultz (as N. Y. Llewellyn) (2018) (5 ratings)No need for aibohphobia. It's polite on the Zarfian cruelty scale -and- will let you jump to the exciting conclusion if your 2-hour judging period is almost up! |
| The Argument-Winner's Ghost, by Andrew Schultz (2013) (6 ratings) |
Buck the Past, by Andrew Schultz (2017) (3 ratings)
A game with word puzzles and weird items and, eventually, self-actualization. Author's Comment: "While this is in the spirit of Problems Compound and Slicker City, there's no reason you have to...
Candy Rush Saga, by Andrew Schultz (2014) (5 ratings)
Entry in ECTOCOMP 2014.
A Checkered Haunting, by Andrew Schultz (2016) (5 ratings)
A Petite Mort entry for ECTOCOMP 2016.
| Civil Mimic, by Andrew Schultz (2017) (2 ratings) Short entry for EctoComp 2017. A simple puzzle. |
The Cube in the Cavern, by Andrew Schultz (2017) (6 ratings)
A round world is scientifically ridiculous, of course, but a cube floating in air? You just might find a great scientific secret. Don't be too square to give it a try!
| Dash Slapney and the Calamitous Candy Corn Cornucopia, by Andrew Schultz (2011) (5 ratings) Written for Ectocomp 2011. A bunch of do-gooders are out to take the chocolate fun out of halloween. You must foil them...without seeming like you did anything right. |
| Dash Slapney, Patrol Leader , by Andrew Schultz (2011) (3 ratings) You woke up late for the Klondike Derby you stand no chance of winning...unless you and your ragtag, undersized patrol can pull out a win with luck. And a bunch of items lying around your room. |
Dirk, by Andrew Schultz (2015) (2 ratings)
A retelling of a favorite game from a textual perspective.
| Fan Interference, by Andrew Schultz (2011) (7 ratings) The 2003 Cubs are on the brink of the World Series. It's game 6, and they're even going to take a late 3-0 lead in the clinching game. They won't keep it. Unless you, who just got kicked off the... |
| Fingertips: I Walk Along Darkened Corridors, by Andrew Schultz (2012) (4 ratings) There are 1001 doors in the darkened corridors. Which is right? |
| Fingertips: I'm Having a Heart Attack, by Andrew Schultz (2012) (8 ratings) It's your time to make a statement. Make sure your nerves don't fail before your heart does. |
Fourdiopolis, by Andrew Schultz (2016) (5 ratings)
A sequel to Threediopolis. It has teleporters!
| Grubbyville, by Andrew Schultz (2016) (2 ratings) In this game, you play as a male high school student who wants to be valedictorian. (Your Pop is even more keen on the idea.) Unfortunately, Harley Drotz got into honors Ceramics for his fine art... |
Heezy Park, by Andrew Schultz (2015) (3 ratings)
La Petite Mort entry in ECTOCOMP 2015.
Mrs. Crabtree's Geography Class, by Andrew Schultz (2012)
A challenge to go through all 48 US states without hitting any one twice! Well, actually, A playfic.com project exploring relations in Inform 7. The source is visible, so people can see how to...
| The Problems Compound, by Andrew Schultz (2015) (11 ratings) Wherein you, Alec Smart, turn what's-thats into that's-whats. |
| A Roiling Original, by Andrew Schultz (2013) (6 ratings) |
| Shuffling Around, by Andrew Schultz (as Ned Yompus) (2012) (16 ratings) A weird power to save a weird world. So you just got fired from the best company ever, and it's the best day of your life. New opportunities! New horizons! New ways to look at things! Like calling... |
Slicker City, by Andrew Schultz (2016) (8 ratings)
Years after the Problems Compound, Alec Smart still runs into reverses.
| Space Suit, by Andrew Schultz (2012) (2 ratings) A game with no talking and a canonical puzzle. |
| Spider, by Andrew Schultz (2012) (6 ratings) A game about summer camp, government funding, and a physics problem or two. And weird robot spiders. |
| The Subtropical Server Room, by Andrew Schultz (2012) It's up to you to help get the old Unix servers replaced. |
| Threediopolis, by Andrew Schultz (2013) (19 ratings) A wordplay/quasi-maze game. |
| Turn Around, by Andrew Schultz (2012) (3 ratings) A game that forces you off on tangents as you try to turn around. An experiment in parser, but hopefully not player, abuse. |
| Ugly Oafs, by Andrew Schultz as Perry Creel (2014) (6 ratings) Push back the Wrath Pulse--or find the Fry Gun to destroy it for good! A wordplay game with several ways to lose deliberately. Source code included. |
| Uxmulbrufyuz, by Andrew Schultz (2017) (3 ratings) EctoComp 2017 entry. Quick weird abstract puzzle. |
Whoah Cubs Woe, by Andrew Schultz (1 rating)
EctoComp petite mort entry. No baseball knowledge necessary.
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Polls by Andrew Schultz
Games with Books/Bookshelves/Libraries - 38 votes for 27 games; created May 13, 2016
Games with amusing deaths - 23 votes for 17 games; created April 7, 2015
Games with non-standard directions - 23 votes for 17 games; created December 28, 2014
I'm interested in games with lots of books you can read through. Maybe it's just a lot of cool titles and authors. Maybe they're randomly...
Games with amusing deaths - 23 votes for 17 games; created April 7, 2015
Lots of games have one amusing death, but what games best take the concept and run with it? These deaths could be nudges on messing...
Games with non-standard directions - 23 votes for 17 games; created December 28, 2014
I'm wondering about games (primarily parser) with weird directions beyond NW/SW/SE/NE, up, down or inside/outside. I like the example in...
Reviews by Andrew Schultz
If I Wasn't Shy, by Joey Jones May 8, 2016
Rameses, by Stephen Bond August 17, 2015
Bill Belichick Offseason Simulator, by Jon Bois April 3, 2015
"As a big fan of absurdist sports writing from the likes of Every Day Should Be Saturday, Fire Joe Morgan, Blackheartgoldpants.com and PFT..." - See the full review
Endless Sands, by Hamish McIntyre March 21, 2015
"Endless Sands scared me off with the title: were the sands endless? Algorithmically generated? Thankfully not. But it feels that way at..." - See the full review
EXTERMINATE!, by Michael Martin March 18, 2015
"EXTERMINATE! is a speed-IF that focuses really well on its concept. I saw the idea on move 2, but I didn't see the command to list..." - See the full review
"It's always a treat to uncover something you missed. I missed it while I was beta testing. I thought I tried everything. But looking here..." - See the full review
Rameses, by Stephen Bond August 17, 2015
"The short version of this review: in Rameses, you wait around and talk to some people where the conversation is pretty much already..." - See the full review
Bill Belichick Offseason Simulator, by Jon Bois April 3, 2015
"As a big fan of absurdist sports writing from the likes of Every Day Should Be Saturday, Fire Joe Morgan, Blackheartgoldpants.com and PFT..." - See the full reviewEndless Sands, by Hamish McIntyre March 21, 2015
"Endless Sands scared me off with the title: were the sands endless? Algorithmically generated? Thankfully not. But it feels that way at..." - See the full reviewEXTERMINATE!, by Michael Martin March 18, 2015
"EXTERMINATE! is a speed-IF that focuses really well on its concept. I saw the idea on move 2, but I didn't see the command to list..." - See the full reviewSee all reviews by this member
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Andrew Schultz's Play Lists
Played Games
Maze of Madness, by Lurkio/AntSpace Quest: The Lost Chapter, by Vonster D Monster
No Room, by Ben Heaton
Rameses, by Stephen Bond
Zyll, by Marshal Linder and Scott Edwards (IBM)
Wish List
The Day I shot ..., by Marius MüllerMrs. Pepper's Nasty Secret, by Jim Aikin and Eric Eve
Gaia's Web, by Nigel Jayne
Building, by Poster
Book and Volume, by Nick Montfort