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Pogoman GO!, by Jack Welch and Ben Collins-Sussman

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Pokecraze satire, September 11, 2017
by namekuseijin (anywhere but home)

This is not interactive fiction. It is a humorous satire of an immensely shallow mobile game/spyware that took the world by storm a few months ago and that pretty much faded into oblivion ever since. And while I did enjoy the satire aspect and humor very much, it still plays out just as shallowly and repetitive as the game it took for inspiration, so I just couldn't bother to go on and catch'em all let alone go into the Nyantech HQs and do whatever it was supposed to happen.

Didn't like that excuse for a game, didn't dig this excuse for an IF. :)

perhaps I'm missing something extra, like in Cadre's Nameless, Endless? if so, I may well revise it, but I won't hold my breath...

OK, REVISION PENDING:

ok, almost a year ago it seems like I reviewed it before even entering the Nyantech HQ. Since I hate Pokemon, I ended up hating this one too just for its subject matter, but I should know better to expect sheer brilliance from the same duo from Rover's Day Out, Hoosegow and others. Game's well worth it, just laugh your way with the satire until you get more proper IF from inside the building.

sorry for the initial rant

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Batman is Screaming, by Porpentine

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joke's on you, joker, September 11, 2017
by namekuseijin (anywhere but home)

click your way through this short linear single joke to find out

(Spoiler - click to show)YOU'RE THE GREEEEEEEEAAATTTTTEEEEESSSTTTTTTTT TTTTTTHHHEEEERRREEEEE EEEEVVVVEEEERRR WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS

kids, don't try to write when high, ok?

for thumbdowners: it's an extremely short review for an extremely short piece of barely interactive crap induced by cocaine. Click on the "Twee" link over there to see what I mean... seems like fame is not doing our favorite alien IF writer much good.

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Detective City, by Plus Ultra
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ADOPT A KITTEN, by Harry An-to-m-s
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The Trumpman, by Jesterbells
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Begscape, by Porpentine
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Campus Row - Part 1, by Dylan Lockhart
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SCREW YOU, BEAR DAD!, by Xalavier Nelson Jr.

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funny, but not IF, October 31, 2016
by namekuseijin (anywhere but home)

no, it's not interactive when it demands a "page turn" for each new word in the text. text effects don't turn it more interactive either, nor does the parser-like text links

screw you, bear sonny

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The Mouse, by Naomi Z (as Norbez)

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static fiction with bad fonts, sketches and possibly sound effects or music, October 26, 2016
by namekuseijin (anywhere but home)

I don't play IF with sound on, so I wouldn't know. Presentation is terrible with horrible cyan fonts over a background the color of dry blood.

Not IF: you read (bad) prose and click a link in the bottom to "flip the page". The story is about some boy with bad haircut who wears a shirt reading "fight the system" and doing it by revolting at competent literature by writing shitty literature I didn't care enough to read.

but I did give one more star because I think it's done in good faith and the author is probably just unaware about what IF is about.

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Manlandia, by Rob Chateau
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