Buy Gold by Teaspoon profile

About the Story

There's a guy. When people say 'Buy gold,' there's a guy. When a nervous young woman wants to pick out a gold-plated football to impress her boyfriend for Valentine's Day, there's a guy. When a mad man barges through town demanding that someone, anyone, supply him with a soft dutile metal, there's a guy. When struggling backwoods types speak yearningly about preparing for the apocalypse by burying gold bars in their cellars, there's a guy. You are that guy.

You'd like to be, anyway.

Made for the finale of Gravity Falls.