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Kids, donít eat your Halloween candy without having your parents inspect it first because there are SICKOS out there who will put RAZOR BLADES in it and you will CUT YOUR MOUTH and GET A POISONED INFECTION and DIE, all from eating your candy early. So donít do that.

by Dan Shiovitz profile

Humor/Surreal
1998

(based on 8 ratings)
1 member review

Game Details

Language: English (en)
Current Version: Unknown
License: Freeware
Development System: TADS 2
Baf's Guide ID: 523
IFID: TADS2-A812F700E27D750834536E9695AD0056
TUID: 1bw4vfchmpztmb7t

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Baf's Guide


The game with what is probably the longest title in IF (42 words!) is appropriately totally offbeat. The premise is set in a foggy New York as you search for Neil Demause?s house but it's not really important. An energetic writing manages to create a surreal environment, hiding the lack of any interactivity, or point really. See the other Speed IF #2 games for different takes on the same premise.

-- George Pappas

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Speed IF #2 Competition
I don't understand this at all! The longest named `game' I know of and it bears no resemblance to the actual game itself [...]
-- Richard Batey
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3 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
High-intensity silliness, April 21, 2010
The first speed IF competition emerged as a sort of spontaneous affair, it's genesis on IFMUD (preserved for all time over at IFWiki) looks a lot like a transcript from "Whose Line Is It, Anyway?" Beginning with the ridiculously short development timeline of 15 minutes, it was extended in stages to two hours, at which point David Cornelson, the inventor of the concept, released Coffins. [edit: Yikes! It has been gently pointed out to me that Christopher Huang is the author of Coffins, as should have been obvious to me based on what I linked to above. That's what I get for writing while too tired.] It was the only submission.

This seminal moment might have passed unnoticed, but, about 4 weeks later, on the eve of Halloween 1998, Cornelson organized another challenge like it, and a new phenomenon in the world of IF began to take root. Dan Shiovitz participated in this event, now known as Speed IF 2, and he was one of three people other than Cornelson [edit: Again, that should read "Huang", not "Cornelson"] to submit a finished work.

This piece, with its ridiculously long title, reads like a kind of gleeful, drunken attempt to make up a ghost story on the fly while sitting at the campfire after a long day of hiking, sun, and beer. It's silly, and it's fun, and it's a good time, but it's hard to call the result a story. Nonetheless, it made me laugh, and it only takes a few minutes to play, so I'd recommend it to anyone on the grounds of its historical and comedic value.

Kids, donít eat your Halloween candy without having your parents inspect it first because there are SICKOS out there who will put RAZOR BLADES in it and you will CUT YOUR MOUTH and GET A POISONED INFECTION and DIE, all from eating your candy early. So donít do that. on IFDB

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