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Worst IF Titles - an IFDB Poll

by diddlescatter
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(Sorry, Fredrik, but your poll was such a great idea that I couldn't resist!) So here's the question: Which titles out there do you absolutely hate? Remember, it doesn't have to be a game you've actually played. In fact, maybe it's a game that you've never played simply because the title annoys you.

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The End of Earth, and you are a victim/survivor of this incident at least, depending on which way you look at it., by NOM3RCY
8 votes
"Yes, this title sucks." [+]... "A Game I Won't Play, because the author has a poor grasp of sentence structure/writing, going by this title anyway.," [+]... (No comment) [+]... "Wow... It even..." [+]... "This title is so..." [+]... (No comment) [+]... (No comment) [+]... (No comment) [+]...

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Punkirita Quest 1: Liquid, by Ryan Stevens
5 votes
"Might also qualify for "opening line least likely to inspire confidence in what will follow." [+]... "Isn't it "Punkirita Quest 1: Liquid, A Viking Funeral", which is even worse." [+]... (No comment) [+]... (No comment) [+]... (No comment) [+]...

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Kids, don’t eat your Halloween candy without having your parents inspect it first because there are SICKOS out there who will put RAZOR BLADES in it and you will CUT YOUR MOUTH and GET A POISONED INFECTION and DIE, all from eating your candy early. So don’t do that., by Dan Shiovitz
3 votes
"Best or Worst?" [+]... (No comment) [+]... (No comment) [+]...

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Mario, by Harald Bornfleth and Herbert Grosser
2 votes
"This title gives..." [+]... (No comment) [+]...

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The Fat Lardo and the Rubber Ducky, by Anonymous
2 votes
"Easily 'Worst IF' as well as 'Worst Title'" [+]... (No comment) [+]...

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Rippled Flesh, by Ryan Stevens
2 votes
"Rybread has a..." [+]... (No comment) [+]...

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Not the Lord of the Rings, by Andy Remic
2 votes
"Parody titles..." [+]... (No comment) [+]...

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Encounter 1: Tim's Mom, by Christopher Cole
2 votes
(No comment) [+]... "AIF is a cheap..." [+]...

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Adventure (Program Power, 1983), by Program Power
1 vote
"Not the Colossal Cave one" [+]...

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Journey, by Marc Blank
1 vote
"I love Infocom..." [+]...

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Midnight. Swordfight., by Chandler Groover
1 vote
(No comment) [+]...

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Adventure Quest, by Mike Austin, Nick Austin, and Pete Austin
1 vote
(No comment) [+]...

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Crystal and Stone Beetle and Bone, by Jenny Brennan
1 vote
"This title could have been great!" [+]...

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Keith's Sabbatical, by keithmacspace
1 vote
(No comment) [+]...

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The Price of Freedom: Innocence Lost, by Briar Rose
1 vote
(No comment) [+]...

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Treasures of a Slaver's Kingdom, by S. John Ross
1 vote
"Truly awful." [+]...

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PTBAD 3, by Jonathan BERMAN
1 vote
"There is also..." [+]...

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Textos Blast from the Past, by TextoMcPesto
1 vote
"Even after..." [+]...

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Interactive Media - A Text Adventure Simulation, by Bradley Wyatt
1 vote
(No comment) [+]...

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Snatches, by Gregory Weir
1 vote
(No comment) [+]...

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The Blood Lust Warrior, by Zorkfire Games
1 vote
"It really has to..." [+]...

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Cattus Atrox, by David Cornelson
1 vote
"Perfect example of everything bad in IF. " [+]...

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For a Change, by Dan Schmidt
1 vote
"I love this game,..." [+]...

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My Mind's Mishmash, by Robert Street
1 vote
(No comment) [+]...

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Dopplegänger, by Payman Parastaran and Thomas Long
1 vote
"Misspelled!" [+]...

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Dark Unknown Planet, by Mark Eaton and Barrie Eaton
1 vote
(No comment) [+]...

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